What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!