May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...