moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...