What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...