No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...