Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...