Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...