The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...