I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Marketing translations
|Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...