Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.