Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...