Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...