Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...