Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Mysteries of T.V.
Things You Wouldn’t Know Without The Tube All Of Life’s Mysteries Are On TV...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...