Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...