Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...