A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...