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Mice Krispies!
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Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
25 Rules for Women
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Rejected Hallmark Cards
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New bumper stickers.
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No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...