A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...