Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...