Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...