Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...