Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Office Worker Resolution
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Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...