The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...