Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!