Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...