Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...