Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!