At an auction
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Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.