DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...