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Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence...