Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...