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A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
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Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
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Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Taliban Tank
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A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...