Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...