Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...