TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...