Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!