The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...