Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...