Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...