Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...