What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!