What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)