On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
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Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Golf Genie
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what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...