Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...