Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...