Miscellaneous You’ve been programming too long when Author admin Date November 2, 2013 When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Miscellaneous Give 100% Author admin Date November 2, 2013 ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Celebrities What was the last thing Di said to Dodi? Author admin Date November 2, 2013 What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Miscellaneous What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy… Author admin Date November 2, 2013 What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Miscellaneous Rubbers Author admin Date November 2, 2013 What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Situations Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep… Author admin Date November 2, 2013 Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Miscellaneous The Belt Author admin Date November 2, 2013 Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Celebrities What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds? Author admin Date November 2, 2013 Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Miscellaneous The Tearful Bride… Author admin Date November 2, 2013 The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Miscellaneous Blonde quickies 161-180 Author admin Date November 2, 2013 161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...