Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...