Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...