Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...