I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...